Now let’s get something straight ok? I saw what blogs “i might be interested in” and let me tell you, I have no interest in “oh what a bad day I’m having”, or “what makes me me”, “it sucks being lonely in this world”… Everyday is a good day or bad day depending on what [...]
Times Slippin, Slidin, by my Side and…..
If there was ever a time when we could just sit down and… well sit down, i guess that would have been when? Was there a time when people just sat around and really didn’t think about much? I’ve known a couple of people who when asked, “so whatcha’ thinkin?” would reply “nothin”, and I’d [...]
Hmmmm… excuse me… excuse me please, excuse me.. HEY EINSTEIN DIDN’T YOU HEAR ME MOVE OUT OF THE WAY!!!
Ok, so you thought, maybe not, so I thought that I… No i didn’t, ok so I couldn’t log back in to my blog… So what, shit happens, isn’t that right Mr. Taint? I have so many blogs and ok, another confession, where I was they don’t allow you to have use of the computer. [...]
No, Please Go….No, Wait What I Meant to Say Was… “Go, Please”
It’s as if your sliding through Grand Central at the peak of the morning rush… Everybody’s intent on getting to where they’ve got to go. Whether they’re thinking they’ve got to get to the end of the day, end of the week, end of their rope, or just to the office, everybodys cruisin. Thousands of [...]
Nothing Is Sacred Except They Unto Themselves
It’s a lesson in geography really, as we are all islands that stand alone, yet we all say, come back to Jamacia… No? Yes… We welcome you back into our homes into our lives, but catch us at the right moment and no one will be home…. It’s too late in the day, it’s [...]
Now Hold on a Minute, U Mean to Tell Me That You Didn’t Let Go?
Who among the throng of people that are the players of (is throng a word?) I’ve heard of thongs, in fact I’ve heard thongs, but that’s another story all together, in fact there wasn’t much to keep together… teehee…. But back… Nice… But Back Thong…. Ok, it wasn’t a conscience thing, thought, thong, that I [...]
Wasted Ddddays and Waist High Nights…
I have a question that is rhetorical in a sense, as no cents, poor, empty, none, priests, morally bankrupt… But alas the question that I will put before the masses at mass, if it’ll pass but I will admit it is a bit crass, but if you don’t like it you can kiss the baker….. [...]
Klippity Klop… Who’s That Crossing My Bridge?!
Made it… Hecho indoors, safe and sound, i’m bound and gagged… actually i’m beside myself… Hey, get away from me…!! Sometimes I’m so clever, i think i need to sneak up on me… teehee hehe… i did another one and they didn’t even see it coming.. those pompous purveyors of the self indulged guild, [...]
My Baby Does the Hankey Panckey, and Turn Yourself Around & That’s What its all ABOUT!
Well, days come and go blah, blah, blah…… I woke up this morning and washed the morning out of my mouth with what was left over beer that was … who cares where it was from, or where i got… do you? Of course not, nobody cares… that’s why i had and have and will [...]
Today is the Day, Cause Today is a Good Day to Do It, So I DID IT!
I had to do it, they drove me around the block like miss daisy…. but the car wasn’t so nice…. In fact as i rode in the backseat not minding the lack of lumbar support, and the stench of whatever it was, I had to get out and push the fucking car. It’s not [...]
