It’s a lesson in geography really, as we are all islands that stand alone, yet we all say, come back to Jamacia… No? Yes… We welcome you back into our homes into our lives, but catch us at the right moment and no one will be home…. It’s too late in the day, it’s too early, you caught us at a bad time, sorry. ….. You know, it’s just a saying, a cliche’ thats all it is, we didn’t really mean what we said, we didn’t really mean for you to come back…. Oh, did I say that? What I meant to say was…
We are all human i suppose and as such we say and do things that can be construed as unfeeling, uncaring, or underhanded, overhanded, heavy handed, left handed, but not right. It’s can’t be said that it was the way they wanted it so that’s good enough. No, it’s got to get put in it’s proper perspective by the one who is hearing it, when the person who said it already had it in perspective. It’s not to be whisked around, shaken, stirred, blended or purried…. Nope, no sir, no evil axis, or axes to grind for that matter. Just take it straight up bar tender, scotch neat, no ice, water, or bullshit, especially from you sir. You are there to serve what we ask period… So why do people accept things they can touch as what they are, but words are so fucking difficult to take without putting a god damned spin on it? What the fuck is that all about? Why is it that we speak a common language yet it has to be interpeted? It’s beyond me, far and away, for strike two, and heres the pitch, and it looks like mookies got this one and its going, going, going, where’s he going?” “HE’s gonna run the bases i suppose”, “what do you mean suppose?”, “well you asked where’s he going”, “yeah, so”, “so I suppose he’s gonna run the bases, this is baseball you know? When you hit a homerun, it’s mandatory that you run the bases”, “So why do you suppose?” “because it’s the rules”, “no you dumbshit, I’m asking why do YOU suppose?”, “Huh?” “Now, pay close attention to what I am saying, ok?” , “yeah, ok”, “OK, good, now if he hits a home run, he is going to run the bases correct?”, “yeah , that’s what….”, “no, shush, let me finish”, “alright, go ahead”, “thank you, now you said you suppose he’s going to run the bases when I asked where’s he going”, “yeah so”, “so why did you have to suppose? If he would have run the bases do you think you would have supposed then?”, “well of course not, he would have ran the bases then”, “exactly, and just because I asked where’s he’s going that was going to change anything?”, “well, no I don’t think so”,”see there you go again, you don’t think so… do you know so or ….” “well folks it’s the seventh inning stretch and I know that you won’t be seeing me for the bottom of the seventh, cause I know that I can’t take anymore of this dennis miller bullshit from my colleague so IIII aaammmm outtta here…..
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