Who among the throng of people that are the players of (is throng a word?) I’ve heard of thongs, in fact I’ve heard thongs, but that’s another story all together, in fact there wasn’t much to keep together… teehee…. But back… Nice… But Back Thong…. Ok, it wasn’t a conscience thing, thought, thong, that I thunk but I’ll take it, in fact sir I’ll take half a dozen and wrap up the other six to go would you please? I’ll have a look around while you’re tending to that if you don’t mind…. Thank you, you are much too kind…. Kind… actually what kind, are you genuinely kind, or kinda something or other?
I was insulted about a week ago by a doctor, who assumed I was somewhat illiterate, I am actually but I am semi somewhat, not full blown somewhat yet, so I was pretty much taken to my Popeye persona… “I’ve taken all I can stands and I can’t stands no more”.. So I finally broke down my creditials and pedigrees and stuck my tongue out so he could count th rings, but before he could I answered and hung up on… oh wait that was the other guy. I digress, regress, undress, I must confess, I’d rather be naked anyday, then clothed someday, if you get my draft…
But I had been performing my duty as a small business owner and he was only there at his daughters condo as a protector of her ikea furniture… But he/she somebody bought some thing and when i was done doing my job, he said he didn’t like it….. At that point I immediately said nor do i, in fact i never did like it, but that’s not what I am here for. You bought it I took care of my part and I’m audi 5000…. But NNNooooo…… He was very unhappy, and I saw it coming like you know when you’re gonna sneeze, first the discomfort, then a sharp kind of sensation, the the prickly, slide the spatula underneath very gently so as to not distrub anything and flip it over cause you are done chu… Bless you….
Now prior to this revelation, he’s going on (in his defense not too much), but he did mention once or twice that raising an daughter attorney, ok, so she’s a liar, what’s new? she’s picky, she’s so smart, she picked this, wanted that, blah, blah, blah…. Nice, sweeet, I mean that sincerely, that’s awesome that she’s thirty and just moved out of the house straight in to her west la townhouse… But never the less, he’s displeased and I’m telling him, yup, those things suck thebig one… Now I can let it fly cause we’re sailing on the same ship….. But true to form, the customers for some fucking reason have this thing about blaming me… Me, moui, I, me as in me, I’m it, the one, dumpster dan and his dandy debutonantes, once again let’s give him an arousal, I mean an arousing applaud, fuck that let’s give him a foot up his ass, cause I fucked up and bought the wrong shit, and he didn’t tell me shit until it was all said and done with. Now he did his job and he wasnt to get paid, when I bought the wrong shit… No fuck that its his fault that I bought the ok, ok, maybe not his fault wait did I say bought, I meant to say brought the wrong shit, cause had he said something when he got here, i wouldn’t have brought it all the way acrossed the room and would have told him to go fuck himself cause i wanted it…. How dare you come into my home and tell me i bought the wrong shit… but since he didn’t he should have… that’s right it’s your job the doctor said to me… Yup, he said you should have came in here and said “sir, with all due respect but based upon my professional opinion I don’t like that…. and I said “what?, and that’s gonna make a difference?” Ok so I thought that, but what came out was more like, “fuck you jack, look mutherfucker” and fade to black… then he says, “I didn’t offend you, i didn’t curse at you or … blah,blah…” and I really didn’t catch the rest cause I caught enough… Now those of you who are reading this aloud or to yourselves… stay with me cause this is where the truth and the truth diverge and snap back together really quickly so you’ve got to be fuckin bunny quick… Now, if I’m feeling insulted, wouldn’t that be my own feelings that are being insulted, so is it possible for someone else to tell me that I don’t feel insulted because he didn’t meet the criteria of insulting me? Hello, is everyone ok? are we all still here together, ok, everybody lets count off and make sure we didn’t lose anyone on that one or two… Wow…. So my point is, who the fuck is driving the bus?
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